Premier League's worst Valentine's gifts

With Valentine's Day just around the corner Premier League
clubs are doing their bit to help loved-up couples find the perfect gift for that special someone.
Whether it be a box of chocolates, a fancy piece of silver jewellery or a piece of clothing, England's top flights clubs have you covered.
 have picked out a select few gift ideas from each Premier League team to help you score some points this Thursday.
Nothing says 'I love you' like a 'I don't love you as much as I love my football club' mug. And you can personalise it too. 
Treat the sweet toothed Cherry in your life with 250g worth of red and white jelly heart goodness. You even get a tub with a resealable lid with the club crest on it.
What better way to read the time than be reminded of the love of your life at the same time - your football club.
Nothing screams love quite like a personalised Burnley themed mouse mat for that special Claret in your life. 
A 'truly stunning gift' according to the club's website. Don't think it's just for that special husband, there's one you can for your special wife too. 
Maurizio Sarri looks like he could with a hug right now. If there's a Blue you know looking lonely, then look no further.
Crystal Palace
Chocolate AND football. Valentine's Day just doesn't get any better, surely? Enjoy not just white milk and white chocolate, but your choice of mint or orange too. 
Looking for an off-the-cuff present for your loved one this week? Short of a bag of Everton mints, this is the next best thing for a Toffee fan.
If that Cottager in your life gets you a Fulham-themed 'Happy Valentine's Card', then you know they're a keeper.
There's precious little to cheer about for Huddersfield fans at the moment. These oddball briefs may at least bring a snigger to your other half.
You'll certainly look the joker of the pack if you pick this Leicester-themed gift for your partner.
Liverpool fans love their Liver crest, and they love their history. You know this t-shirt makes the world of sense.
Manchester City
With the business end of the season fast approaching now, Manchester City fans have got to look their sharpest. It's what Pep would want. 
Manchester United
Style and comfort go hand-in-hand at Old Trafford, and you'll certainly look the part around the house in this pink Manchester United hooded dressing gown.   
Rafa Benitez loves problem-solving on the touchline, so any Geordie would be foolish to resist this Newcastle-themed Rubik cube.
Ok. It looks nothing like Matt Le Tissier. But it is, nevertheless, a Le Tissier Garden Gnome. It would be rude for Southampton fans not to decorate their gardens with this delight.
Love Tottenham? Nostalgic about White Hart Lane? This women's t-shirt will be a fan favourite for any Spurs supporter. 
The perfect gift for the Watford fan in your life. The club crest surrounded by love hearts just to show how much y?o?u?  Watford mean to them. Don't be a mug. 
West Ham
Your Hammer Valentine will forever be in awe of you for this present. This time it won't be the chopping of onions that brings you to tears.
Who said it had to be a gift? Why not go one better and treat the wolf in your life to a Valentine's Dinner at Molineux this Friday. A three-course dinner. And a Robbie Williams tribute. Sign me up.

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